House II [1987] Review

House II [1987]

Directed by: Ethan Wiley

There is no easy way to describe the spectacular masterpiece that is House 2. 🧐

For one, we have the pleasure of hearing a pterodactyl bird, who sounds like its wearing stilettos, as it graces us with its presence running mischievously across the screen. You better hide your Cheetos from our stories true hero but more on the bird a little later! 😂

This film... is art. 🧐 Simply art.

It deserves multiple Oscar's. My bestie and I picked this to close off Halloween weekend. It has what can best be described as a 80s Glo Worm toy with a puppies face and deserves its pokemon classification as Puppapillar. 🤣 It has death defying Indiana Jones and Legends of the Hidden Temple action. Yes friends, this is art. We can't forget the joker uhhh I mean the Big Lots cowboy/baddie/whatever with killer eyebrows. 🤠🤣  Then there's a guest appearance by the Miner 49er from Scooby Doo.

Photo Credit: Hanna-Barbera

The bird is the highlight of this film for me as days have passed still thinking of it I can't stop laughing. Forget those 80s work out VHS tapes this is all you need! Trust me, I felt I had a six pack from laughing so hard after viewing this. I think I might have almost fallen out my chair. So pull up a comfy chair and a bag of your favorite chips because this film delivers cheese in true 80s fashion. 🤣

Photo Credits: New World Pictures